IF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS
GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA...
10. His promise to Californians:
"The electricity will be baaaaaack!"
9. He could wrestle Jesse Ventura --
winner gets the loser's state!
8. Formal state dinners held at Planet Hollywood.
7. Democratic celebrities would mysteriously start disappearing.
6. There would be a new Survivor 3,
based on "The Running Man."
5. He and George W. Bush could help each other
get edjumacated in speaking English.
4. His office:
3. Ronald Reagan would be granted Total Recall.
2. Citizens would do hard time for flabby triceps.
1. He would have to give up his current job
and start acting for a living!