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Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?

How come there is a mailbox in front of the post office?

Why go to all the trouble of building a hidden driveway
when the highway department puts up a "Hidden Drive" sign?

How come we can never just rant or just rave?
Why do we always have to do both?

If a mime fell in the woods, would he make a sound?

Why do radio stations interrupt "60 minutes of uninterrupted music"
to tell you you're listening to 60 minutes of uninterrupted music?

If your nose runs and your feet smell, are you built upside down?

What did moths congregate around before light bulbs were invented?

If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror,
why is his hair always so neatly combed?

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box,
what color would he be -- clear?

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line
and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

If you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped the cat,
would it land on its feet?

Why do we use the phrase "recorded earlier"?
Is there ANY other time to record something?

Author: Julie Dewsnup,

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